"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
02/23/2015 at 16:05 • Filed to: madopnik | 3
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Normally I can go weeks without anybody asking me what I'm doing. This one feller has asked me 5 times today when I'm going to be done and what I'm doing. It's fookin' driving me nuts! Seriously, normally I am very nice but I've started responding 'Now what?'.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/23/2015 at 16:07 |
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Soooo, Shamoononon. How's it going? Yeaaahhh...
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/23/2015 at 16:12 |
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Just had a phone interview. guy was supposed to call at 3, I ended up waiting till 330 and calling him. He forgot there was even supposed to BE a call. I had to spell my name to him twice (It's not that difficult a name, guy), and halfway through he began calling me Josh and I didn't know how to correct him.
But I got the face-to-face interview, so there's that.
BONUS ROUND: what do I do when I show up and he still thinks I'm "Josh"?
Nibby
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/23/2015 at 16:14 |
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"What are you thinking? How are you feeling? Who are you? What have we done to each other? What will we do?"
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Nibby
02/23/2015 at 16:16 |
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eh?
CalzoneGolem
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/23/2015 at 16:20 |
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But how was lunch?
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/23/2015 at 16:23 |
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Welcome to my job.
E. Julius
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/23/2015 at 16:23 |
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Haha I got an email from my boss the other day that said "yeah, if you could look into [boring work thing], that'd be great. Thanks."
Lumbergh did have a cool car though.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Nibby
02/23/2015 at 16:23 |
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You just described my boss perfectly.
Coty
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
02/23/2015 at 16:27 |
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Wear a nametag.
Coty
> Nibby
02/23/2015 at 16:28 |
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Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
deekster_caddy
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
02/23/2015 at 16:56 |
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Just roll with it. When you get hired and fill out the paperwork tell him Josh is just his pet name for you. Or reject the job with a scathing letter explaining how dumb he sounds.
I can't keep people's names straight, but when I'm doing a phone interview I at least keep their papers in front of me so I know who I'm talking to.
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> deekster_caddy
02/23/2015 at 16:59 |
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Lol. It also turns out that the job my friend referred me for isn't the same one he does/said it was. So, there's that.....
Just... I kinda wanna call and cancel now.
Nibby
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
02/23/2015 at 17:11 |
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I was quoting Gone Girl...
Tohru
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/23/2015 at 17:30 |
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He will stop doing it when you punch him right in the tallywacker next time he bothers you.
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> CalzoneGolem
02/23/2015 at 23:44 |
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It was actually quite good. Grilled cheese and bacon. Yum yum!
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Nibby
02/24/2015 at 07:19 |
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I couldn't care less what you were quoting. You just described my boss perfectly.
CalzoneGolem
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
02/24/2015 at 07:50 |
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That does sound good. I had leftover spaghetti and fruit salad.
I think I might get a blt today.